This is my dad...

...but deep down, he really looks like this.

No he isn't "It" or the Joker's brother, he is just a silly clown. (Jon couldn't resist the urge to make him over in photoshop.)

Ever since me and my sister and sister in laws started blogging, he decided he wanted to also, and so every month on the 1st of the month, he has been emailing us what he and my mom have been up to. Warning: you have to know my dad's sense of humor to get his jokes. I think they are the most hilarious thing to read.

Have fun reading this months blog by my dad, Richard.

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October blog

I’m am glad I take writing classes or I would never get to do the blog. And I are being very happy cause this will soon gets to be the hollow ween day. I wants to be a Little Red Riding Hood so I can scare people. I want to go by the mountain to see the leaves and gather acorns. I like to feed these things to the squirrels then eat the squirrels. They are quite tasty but their tail tickles going down.

We is glad to have our house building done. It looks pretty and people are pouring through the doors and windows to see Jill’s pretty colors. We soon will make the big room more pretty with the Christmas tree and things so the left over termites can enjoy them.

We did this visit to them All Red peoples mountain cabin. We ate some things and looked at a television set. And it looked nice outside the door. We enjoyed the pretty green of pine trees, the yellow of quakie aspirins, the orange of those autumn leaves and the gorgeous reds of box elder bugs.

I has been so much worried bout the economys. I sees my stock in Twinkies has gone way down. So I buys more from Kents and I will store them under my mattress. I just hope those persons at the capitol building will fix the money things and will make the gas for my scooter go down.

I will goes now and put some carmel on the apples then I will pick them from the tree and eat them.

Wich ode